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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
Every man should marry.After all ,happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn,the more you know.The more you know,the' more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn?
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。
每个人都应该结婚。幸福毕竟不是生活中唯一的东西。
聪明人从不结婚，结婚后就聪明不起来了。
今天能推迟的工作就不要等到明天再推。
你的未来取决于你的梦想，所以睡觉去吧。
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是每天早上都醒来。
工作让我着迷，我一看能看几个小时。
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚；但要感谢上帝我们能够选择朋友。
学得越多，知道得越多，知道得越多，忘记得越多，忘记得越多，知道得越少，那干嘛还费劲学呀？